We’re so bad at sex and then we wonder why women aren’t like, really aggressive about sex. We think it’s cause they don’t have as much desire as we do. That’s how stupid men are, that we think ‘they’re just weird, women are like fucked up in the head cause they don’t wanna just fuck all the time. If I was a women, I’d just fuck everybody. Why don’t they wanna fuck all the time? I do.’ Of course you do, cause when you fuck, you get to fuck a woman! When she fucks, she has to fuck a guy! Wildly different experiences. For a man, 100% of the time, it’s the greatest thing that ever happened in his entire life. For a woman, about 40% of the time, when she’s being fucked by a guy, she’s thinking ‘I’ll get over this in a week. It’s not the worst thing. I’m not gonna cry this time.’

“Another thing that proves how bad men are at sex is that after sex, you’re looking at two very different people. The man just wants to lay there, be cool and the woman wants to cuddle … ‘Why is she so NEEDY?’ She’s not needy you idiot, she’s horny, because you did nothing for her. YOU DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. HER PUSSY IS ON FIRE BECAUSE IT’S GONE UNFUCKED COMPLETELY. Of course you’re fine, you climbed on and went ‘KFHGSKG’ and rolled off. And she’s on you because she’s like ‘WH-at SOMETHING ELSE HAS TO HAPPEN, THIS IS BULLSHIT!!’ If you fuck a woman well, she will LEAVE YOU ALONE. ‘Thanks a lot buddy, zzzzz.’


— Oh, Louis CK, advocate for the female orgasm. (via light-thematch)


This is what I want in life
If you had to suggest a tattoo for me based on what you know of me from my blog, what would it be?
Send me ‘Have You Evers’ and I will reply with Yes or NO


I’m the kind of person that if I can’t do something right, I really don’t wanna do it at all.

Anonymous said: Did ur gf get a tattoo or anything too?

she got a tattoo and her nipples pierced

Anonymous said: U must suck in bed and at life if u can't figure out when someone asks about your hand it's different then ur fingers

you’re right i suck in bed. the scratches on my back the cum i constantly wash off my sheets prove it. yall are too much lol calm down 

Anonymous said: Dud do you know the difference between ur hand and ur fingers lol. When someone asks about your hand come on do u really need to ask dumb ass. Hand, fingers. Different...hahaha

lol like i said, your fingers are on your hand. like if i get a tattoo on my toe, its still on my foot so if someone says my “foot” tattoo….like come on.

actually nah ill just define hand for you guys


  1. 1.
    the end part of a person’s arm beyond the wrist, including the palm, fingers, and thumb.

Anonymous said: On your hand dud, not your figures...

eh i consider my fingers to be a part of my hand. but it has to do with me being a cancer

Anonymous said: What's the meaning of your new hand tattoo?

Which one?

I got 4